Aug 28 2010
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-28

twitter | August 28, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Aug 21 2010
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-21

twitter | August 21, 2010 at 6:59 pm

I just got my Power Chair Scooter for FREE!

  • If you can’t trust “the Juggalos,” WHO CAN YOU TRUST!? Of course, if I could throw piss-filled balloons at Tila Tequila, I probably would. #
  • http://ping.fm/Bcwzl – I just got my Power Chair Scooter for FREE! Thanks Medicare! Get yours today from TheScooterStore.com #
  • Everyone has the equal right to believe whatever they want.. and I believe that everyones beliefs are equally stupid. #
  • Tonight I’m cooking up a giant kettle full of Don’t Give A Crap. Come on by! There’s plenty for everyone. #
  • RT @comedynews Paul Reubens Playboy Magazine Interview http://adjix.com/zyt7 // holy crap! @peeweeherman please make “Death Wish Pee-wee” #
  • RT @angelbomb: @ChadRiden When you coming back to MN, homey? // no idea. Petition ACME or somebody to bring me up there. #
  • I just want to point out that I predicted Google Wave’s miserable failure immediately: http://ping.fm/FbS7a #
  • my absolute favorite song of all time: Uncle Pecos on ‘Tom and Jerry’ singing “Crambo”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xGC9mNwTwQ #
  • honestly, I’m more interested in hearing about innovative uses of anti-social media. #
  • The tagline for Comedy Central’s “Big Lake” should be “drown in disappointment!” #
  • there is just not enough time for all of the hating-stuff that I’ve been meaning to do. Sorry guys. #
Aug 14 2010
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-14

twitter | August 14, 2010 at 6:59 pm
  • RT @JesseIsTerrific I used to do a podcast w/ @Anundson @ChadRiden @seanparrott & @BRADBRADBRAD. A lot of it was funny: http://bit.ly/bLIuyQ #
  • RT @Anundson @JesseIsTerrific we still have to do episode 50 // Tell me when, gents. My hootie-scoodle is oiled up and ready to go. #
  • @pattonoswalt @kylekinane @nsup meant to say Cookeville has chain restaurants. Also, Prince’s hot chicken is closed on Sundays, so boo. #
  • RT @JesseIsTerrific I would love to do a final 50th ep, but it would have to be good, with content & stuff. // I’ll scat Maggot Brain #
  • Listening to an upcoming episode of Happy Birthday Gary – Brad is plotting against Columbia, TN’s superhero “Viper” – http://adjix.com/zxsv #
  • RT @JesseIsTerrific @ChadRiden you could do a multitrack scat of Dueling Banjos & call it Dueling Doodles. // Fantastic.. I am on it. #
  • RT @KMurrell: @ChadRiden @anundson Fuck your birthday, Gary. // ‘fucking Gary’s birthday’ has gotta be better than fucking @reppocs #
  • RT @nsup At @ZaniesNashville to see @pattonoswalt @kylekinane – saw @ChadRiden @Riley_Fox @brienekiley @jaustinjohnson who else is here? #
  • Just filled @kylekinane s head with the backstory of “jizzy burrito”. It does not matter that you don’t get that. #
  • Things I KNOW at 4 am: the only album you really need is Led Zeppelin IV. #
  • @andyandyfleming WHO INSPIRES YOU IN YOUR FIELD? in reply to andyandyfleming #
  • belly-sweat stain + insane facial expression = best picture of me ever. (Brandon Sams, Chad Riden, Kyle Kinane) http://twitpic.com/2dgol8 #

    • Brandon Sams, Chad Riden, Kyle Kinane

  • It’s fantastic how the GOP clowns who were so terrified *Obama* would trash the Constitution.. want to change the 14th Amendment. #
  • I keep telling Callia, “there’s no need to argue, parent’s just don’t understand.” She does not believe a Fresh Prince once told me that. #
  • iPhone users have more sexual partners than BlackBerry or Android owners: http://ping.fm/ymKnb // I don’t have that app. #
  • Every woman I’ve ever seen on Bravo looks like a corpse. What happened to aging gracefully with dignity? They’re Crypt Keeper with fake tits. #
  • @superpixels get her into martial arts. Callia has found that being able to expertly kick a kid in the head changes things for the better. in reply to superpixels #
Aug 07 2010
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-07

twitter | August 7, 2010 at 6:59 pm

  • This just in! Kanye West twittered something CRAAAAZY! (fart) #
  • thanks to the team at Riden Auto, I now have a car fueled by the urine of the homeless. #
  • ladies, “that’s what HE said” is NOT necessarily interchangeable with “that’s what SHE said” #thatswhatHEsaid #
  • “just the tip” #thatswhatHEsaid #
  • True, “everything happens for a reason” – but sometimes that reason is “because Daddy drinks.” #
Jul 31 2010
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-31

twitter | July 31, 2010 at 6:59 pm
  • I’m equal parts proud and pissed off about how much Callia likes and relates to ‘Matilda’. She’s watching it for the third time in a week. #
  • RT @Anundson Nuns gone wild. Really? // You and I were the only ones in the room who’d ever seen that before. It’s so old it’s new again. #
  • Just watched video from the show on Monday. Why didn’t anyone tell me I was so f’n fat?! omg errbody. I gotta lose weight. After this pizza. #
  • Happy birthday to @TomGreenLive and my brother Swafford! Drink a drink, errbody. in reply to tomgreenlive #
  • This totally snuck up on me.. When did the youth make grown-out Bieber-esque comb-overs cool? WTF, pop culture. #
  • There are few sights as sad as a nerd separated from his laptop. I’ve never felt so naked and alone. #