What Would Jesus Eat?

BEHOLD! True believers the world over, rejoice! I have received a message from our Lord and Savior Jesus Herbert Christmas, the third HIMSELF!

I was preparing to make (or “fiddin’ ta fix” for my more rural friends) a bowl of delicious pasta for myself and was blessed to find a shepherd’s crook in my box of spaghetti. A semolina representation of the symbol of the gentle shepherd of men! Clearly, The Lord Hey-Zeus Himself has chosen to appear to me in delicious noodle form to spread blessings to all who view this glorious representation of Him.

Townsfolk in the greater Nashville area have been flocking to view this glorious miracle and YOU CAN, TOO! Use my contact form to schedule your pilgrimage to see the HOLY SPAGHETTI! All we ask is a meager donation of $20 or more to The Church Of The Holy Spaghetti Thing to cover our operational costs.

May the Holy Spaghetti bless us all!