Aug 14 2010
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-14

twitter | August 14, 2010 at 6:59 pm
  • RT @JesseIsTerrific I used to do a podcast w/ @Anundson @ChadRiden @seanparrott & @BRADBRADBRAD. A lot of it was funny: http://bit.ly/bLIuyQ #
  • RT @Anundson @JesseIsTerrific we still have to do episode 50 // Tell me when, gents. My hootie-scoodle is oiled up and ready to go. #
  • @pattonoswalt @kylekinane @nsup meant to say Cookeville has chain restaurants. Also, Prince’s hot chicken is closed on Sundays, so boo. #
  • RT @JesseIsTerrific I would love to do a final 50th ep, but it would have to be good, with content & stuff. // I’ll scat Maggot Brain #
  • Listening to an upcoming episode of Happy Birthday Gary – Brad is plotting against Columbia, TN’s superhero “Viper” – http://adjix.com/zxsv #
  • RT @JesseIsTerrific @ChadRiden you could do a multitrack scat of Dueling Banjos & call it Dueling Doodles. // Fantastic.. I am on it. #
  • RT @KMurrell: @ChadRiden @anundson Fuck your birthday, Gary. // ‘fucking Gary’s birthday’ has gotta be better than fucking @reppocs #
  • RT @nsup At @ZaniesNashville to see @pattonoswalt @kylekinane – saw @ChadRiden @Riley_Fox @brienekiley @jaustinjohnson who else is here? #
  • Just filled @kylekinane s head with the backstory of “jizzy burrito”. It does not matter that you don’t get that. #
  • Things I KNOW at 4 am: the only album you really need is Led Zeppelin IV. #
  • @andyandyfleming WHO INSPIRES YOU IN YOUR FIELD? in reply to andyandyfleming #
  • belly-sweat stain + insane facial expression = best picture of me ever. (Brandon Sams, Chad Riden, Kyle Kinane) http://twitpic.com/2dgol8 #

    • Brandon Sams, Chad Riden, Kyle Kinane

  • It’s fantastic how the GOP clowns who were so terrified *Obama* would trash the Constitution.. want to change the 14th Amendment. #
  • I keep telling Callia, “there’s no need to argue, parent’s just don’t understand.” She does not believe a Fresh Prince once told me that. #
  • iPhone users have more sexual partners than BlackBerry or Android owners: http://ping.fm/ymKnb // I don’t have that app. #
  • Every woman I’ve ever seen on Bravo looks like a corpse. What happened to aging gracefully with dignity? They’re Crypt Keeper with fake tits. #
  • @superpixels get her into martial arts. Callia has found that being able to expertly kick a kid in the head changes things for the better. in reply to superpixels #
Jul 31 2010
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-31

twitter | July 31, 2010 at 6:59 pm
  • I’m equal parts proud and pissed off about how much Callia likes and relates to ‘Matilda’. She’s watching it for the third time in a week. #
  • RT @Anundson Nuns gone wild. Really? // You and I were the only ones in the room who’d ever seen that before. It’s so old it’s new again. #
  • Just watched video from the show on Monday. Why didn’t anyone tell me I was so f’n fat?! omg errbody. I gotta lose weight. After this pizza. #
  • Happy birthday to @TomGreenLive and my brother Swafford! Drink a drink, errbody. in reply to tomgreenlive #
  • This totally snuck up on me.. When did the youth make grown-out Bieber-esque comb-overs cool? WTF, pop culture. #
  • There are few sights as sad as a nerd separated from his laptop. I’ve never felt so naked and alone. #
Jul 24 2010
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-24

twitter | July 24, 2010 at 6:59 pm
  • Me: “You’re not listening to anything I say, so I’m going to stop talking.”Callia: “Finally.” #
  • Headlining at a seafood restaurant tonight. Career = awesome! (@ Shanti’s) http://4sq.com/9rqRWX #
Jul 17 2010
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-17

twitter | July 17, 2010 at 6:59 pm
  • Callia and I are the only gringos at my Mexican neighbors’ birthday bbq and it’s pretty awesome. More Petrone? Si, por favor! #
  • RT @NateWaltBills: @comedynews love the site/twitter/i dunno what it is but its awesome // love you back. (“it” is @ChadRiden+php+free time) #
  • Consumer Fraud Alert! Wendy’s “boneless chicken wings” are nothing more than nuggets in wing sauce. #
  • federal appeals court tells the FCC to fuck off: http://ping.fm/sOkOi #
  • I’ll be at Spanky’s tonight, Brick House Bar wed, @zaniesnashville thurs, Buford, GA @varietytheater fri-sat: http://tinyurl.com/ChadRiden #
  • RT @DalaiLama: Despite philosophical differences, all major world religions have the same potential to create good human beings. // none? #
  • BP is doing “integrity tests” on the well?! How about integrity tests for BP? AmIrightpeople? #
  • Started my morning routine about 12 hours late. Better late than never? or screw it & try again tomorrow? #
  • just in case you missed Dave Letterman in a human sized hamster ball last night on @Late_Show: http://links.comedynews.org/zqha #
  • Ate a dick at Zanies tonight. Not on stage, off the menu.. I had deep fried dick-n-balls and fries. Spicy! Still, I prefer the French dip. #
  • RT @tndotcom It’s Friday and you want a great beer; which bar in town do you visit to get a tasty brew? // 3 crow, gold rush, flying saucer #
  • Come tonight and you’ll want to return tomorrow. (@ Buford Variety Theater) http://4sq.com/beCc2V #
  • I’ve seen a million faces! and I’ve kinda disappointed them all. Cause I’m not a cowboy.. In a ghetto sled I ride.. #
Jun 19 2010
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-19

twitter | June 19, 2010 at 6:59 pm
  • RT @sbellelauren …i want kids. where the hell am i supposed to get one of those? // I know a guy w/ a great selection at wholesale prices. #
  • RT @bdonahueweedman where? U didn’t give a name! // “Scratch” in Johnson City, TN. Thought foursquare would say that in the message. #
  • I don’t want to brag, but MY God doesn’t give a crap what I eat/drink. Turns out that means less time worrying about Nothing for both of us. #
  • I DO have to wear magic underwear, but I’m lucky because my nads automatically create “magic” upon contact. #
  • Callia on Cherokee, NC: “all I see is hotels and tourists.. I don’t think the Indians are Indians anymore. They changed too much.” #
  • I was on Last Comic Standing in an incidental role tonight..  #
  • RT @reppocs: @ChadRiden @natebargatze pointed you out in the crowd shot. Add it to the reel! // ha! + to bio: “multiple appearances on NBC” #
  • Wed I’m in Paducah, KY w/ @bradbradbrad Edwards. Bring your binge drinking buddies and lots of cash: http://links.comedynews.org/zhpd #
  • Everybody on and/or behind the scenes at Bravo should kill themselves for being such ugly, terrible people http://ping.fm/CbmQW #
  • I want to film a parody of Last Comic Standing called First Comic Walking where the winner is the first guy to say “fuck this” and walk out. #
  • just got chopped up by a lawnmower, my neck snapped (twice), and thrown down the stairs (three times) for a short film. (“Death By Death“) #
  • RIP Parliament-Funkadelic’s Garry “Diaper Man” Shider, glad I got to see him one last time April 13th in Asheville. http://ping.fm/XGYzr #
  • Google News says I can sign in to see stories recommended based on my search history – no thanks. Not interested in “girl on girl” NEWS. #