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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-14

Chad Riden — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 23:59:00 +0000

RT @JesseIsTerrific I used to do a podcast w/ @Anundson @ChadRiden @seanparrott & @BRADBRADBRAD. A lot of it was funny: http://bit.ly/bLIuyQ #
RT @Anundson @JesseIsTerrific we still have to do episode 50 // Tell me when, gents. My hootie-scoodle is oiled up and ready to go. #
@pattonoswalt @kylekinane @nsup meant to say Cookeville has chain restaurants. Also, Prince’s hot chicken is closed on Sundays, so boo. #
RT @JesseIsTerrific I would love to do a final 50th ep, but it would have to be good, with content & stuff. // I’ll scat Maggot Brain #
Listening to an upcoming episode of Happy Birthday Gary – Brad is plotting against Columbia, TN’s superhero “Viper” – http://adjix.com/zxsv #
RT @JesseIsTerrific @ChadRiden you could do a multitrack scat of Dueling Banjos & call it Dueling Doodles. // Fantastic.. I am on it. #
RT @KMurrell: @ChadRiden @anundson Fuck your birthday, Gary. // ‘fucking Gary’s birthday’ has gotta be better than fucking @reppocs #
RT @nsup At @ZaniesNashville to see @pattonoswalt @kylekinane – saw @ChadRiden @Riley_Fox @brienekiley @jaustinjohnson who else is here? #
Just filled @kylekinane s head with the backstory of “jizzy burrito”. It does not matter that you don’t get that. #
Things I KNOW at 4 am: the only album you really need is Led Zeppelin IV. #
@andyandyfleming WHO INSPIRES YOU IN YOUR FIELD? in reply to andyandyfleming #
belly-sweat stain + insane facial expression = best picture of me ever. (Brandon Sams, Chad Riden, Kyle Kinane) http://twitpic.com/2dgol8 #

Brandon Sams, Chad Riden, Kyle Kinane

It’s fantastic how the GOP clowns who were so terrified *Obama* would trash the Constitution.. want to change the 14th Amendment. #
I keep telling Callia, “there’s no need to argue, parent’s just don’t understand.” She does not believe a Fresh Prince once told me that. #
iPhone users have more sexual partners than BlackBerry or Android owners: http://ping.fm/ymKnb // I don’t have that app. #
Every woman I’ve ever seen on Bravo looks like a corpse. What happened to aging gracefully with dignity? They’re Crypt Keeper with fake tits. #
@superpixels get her into martial arts. Callia has found that being able to expertly kick a kid in the head changes things for the better. in reply to superpixels #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-31

Chad Riden — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 23:59:00 +0000

I’m equal parts proud and pissed off about how much Callia likes and relates to ‘Matilda’. She’s watching it for the third time in a week. #
RT @Anundson Nuns gone wild. Really? // You and I were the only ones in the room who’d ever seen that before. It’s so old it’s new again. #
Just watched video from the show on Monday. Why didn’t anyone tell me I was so f’n fat?! omg errbody. I gotta lose weight. After this pizza. #
Happy birthday to @TomGreenLive and my brother Swafford! Drink a drink, errbody. in reply to tomgreenlive #
This totally snuck up on me.. When did the youth make grown-out Bieber-esque comb-overs cool? WTF, pop culture. #
There are few sights as sad as a nerd separated from his laptop. I’ve never felt so naked and alone. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-24

Chad Riden — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 23:59:00 +0000

Me: “You’re not listening to anything I say, so I’m going to stop talking.”Callia: “Finally.” #
Headlining at a seafood restaurant tonight. Career = awesome! (@ Shanti’s) http://4sq.com/9rqRWX #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-17

Chad Riden — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 23:59:00 +0000

Callia and I are the only gringos at my Mexican neighbors’ birthday bbq and it’s pretty awesome. More Petrone? Si, por favor! #
RT @NateWaltBills: @comedynews love the site/twitter/i dunno what it is but its awesome // love you back. (“it” is @ChadRiden+php+free time) #
Consumer Fraud Alert! Wendy’s “boneless chicken wings” are nothing more than nuggets in wing sauce. #
federal appeals court tells the FCC to fuck off: http://ping.fm/sOkOi #
I’ll be at Spanky’s tonight, Brick House Bar wed, @zaniesnashville thurs, Buford, GA @varietytheater fri-sat: http://tinyurl.com/ChadRiden #
RT @DalaiLama: Despite philosophical differences, all major world religions have the same potential to create good human beings. // none? #
BP is doing “integrity tests” on the well?! How about integrity tests for BP? AmIrightpeople? #
Started my morning routine about 12 hours late. Better late than never? or screw it & try again tomorrow? #
just in case you missed Dave Letterman in a human sized hamster ball last night on @Late_Show: http://links.comedynews.org/zqha #
Ate a dick at Zanies tonight. Not on stage, off the menu.. I had deep fried dick-n-balls and fries. Spicy! Still, I prefer the French dip. #
RT @tndotcom It’s Friday and you want a great beer; which bar in town do you visit to get a tasty brew? // 3 crow, gold rush, flying saucer #
Come tonight and you’ll want to return tomorrow. (@ Buford Variety Theater) http://4sq.com/beCc2V #
I’ve seen a million faces! and I’ve kinda disappointed them all. Cause I’m not a cowboy.. In a ghetto sled I ride.. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-19

Chad Riden — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 23:59:00 +0000

RT @sbellelauren …i want kids. where the hell am i supposed to get one of those? // I know a guy w/ a great selection at wholesale prices. #
RT @bdonahueweedman where? U didn’t give a name! // “Scratch” in Johnson City, TN. Thought foursquare would say that in the message. #
I don’t want to brag, but MY God doesn’t give a crap what I eat/drink. Turns out that means less time worrying about Nothing for both of us. #
I DO have to wear magic underwear, but I’m lucky because my nads automatically create “magic” upon contact. #
Callia on Cherokee, NC: “all I see is hotels and tourists.. I don’t think the Indians are Indians anymore. They changed too much.” #
I was on Last Comic Standing in an incidental role tonight.. #
RT @reppocs: @ChadRiden @natebargatze pointed you out in the crowd shot. Add it to the reel! // ha! + to bio: “multiple appearances on NBC” #
Wed I’m in Paducah, KY w/ @bradbradbrad Edwards. Bring your binge drinking buddies and lots of cash: http://links.comedynews.org/zhpd #
Everybody on and/or behind the scenes at Bravo should kill themselves for being such ugly, terrible people http://ping.fm/CbmQW #
I want to film a parody of Last Comic Standing called First Comic Walking where the winner is the first guy to say “fuck this” and walk out. #
just got chopped up by a lawnmower, my neck snapped (twice), and thrown down the stairs (three times) for a short film. (“Death By Death“) #
RIP Parliament-Funkadelic’s Garry “Diaper Man” Shider, glad I got to see him one last time April 13th in Asheville. http://ping.fm/XGYzr #
Google News says I can sign in to see stories recommended based on my search history – no thanks. Not interested in “girl on girl” NEWS. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-05

Chad Riden — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 23:59:00 +0000

Callia says, “Puppets are weird and I don’t like them. They always say stuff and want you to say things back, but they’re not alive. Weird.” #
I am currently booking dates for my new show called “The Arbitrary Adjective And/Or Ethnic Marketing Angle Of Comedy Tour” – watch for it. #
I want to die of natural causes. I’m assuming you consider massive amounts of drugs and alcohol and hookers to be totally natural, as I do. #
Shut the door! I don’t want any of these houseflies to get out. #
After a long battle with an infected hangnail, Chad Riden died this morning at 3:16 am. He is survived by one daughter and a mangy dog. #
Riden’s current understudy will continue to perform the act as a tribute and salute to the ‘Chad Riden’ brand of half-baked/assed comedy. #
Monetary donations in Riden’s honor can be sent to: Chad Riden’s Address; Nashville, TN.. or paypal chad (at) chadriden (dot) com. #
Incredible. // RT @TheInDecider Sarah Palin Lays Blame for the BP Oil Spill Where It Belongs, on Environmentalists http://bit.ly/9izJV8 #
RT @bdonahueweedman: @ChadRiden what happened? You okay? // Chad died, his understudy (me) was promoted to be the “new” full time Chad. #
thanks, almost forgot about that one // @BillyWayneDavis favorited a YouTube video – Dirk Schmeltzer: Desk Cop http://youtu.be/9mJmk-q2Ybo?a #
I’d like to see more links to things that are Awesome and NO MORE “ironic” links to things that Suck. Promote things worth promoting. #
I wish this broad would turn the volume up louder so I could better hear every keypress as she bangs out text messages. Her first phone? #
@themightychuck No, YOU’RE funny #ff in reply to themightychuck #
“The Truth is hack.” – @PattonOswalt, as told by @MarcMaron on the fantastic @WTFpod #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-29

Chad Riden — Sat, 29 May 2010 23:59:00 +0000

I thought about finally watching LOST.. or I could spend 120+ hours doing anything productive.. or I could spend that time being a jackass. #
I’ve heard “boycot BP” but maybe we should be more proactive about the response to the oil spill and start torching all BP gas stations. #
Ok, maybe torching BP stations is too much. Just go in, grab a pint of engine oil and sling it all over. Tell em you’ll stop it in a month #
Callia and I made a video: “I am furious! – quality father-daughter time in the car” http://tinyurl.com/iamfurious #

I am furious! – quality father-daughter time in the car

Chad Riden — Fri, 28 May 2010 13:07:21 +0000

“America’s Favorite Comedian Of All Time” Chad Riden and adorable child sensation Callia Riden have quality father – daughter time in the car:

The same crap is also up at FunnyOrDie.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-22

Chad Riden — Sat, 22 May 2010 23:59:00 +0000

the sensation of a tick crawling on your ass is unmistakable.. but you’re guaranteed to think you feel it again when you’re trying to sleep. #
if I’m going to beat @aplusk & @britneyspears to 5 Million followers I think I’m going to need a good old “Colbert Bump” from @StephenAtHome #
This just in: all the tv networks announced their lineups of crappy new shows they’ll cancel as soon as they air. Tune in! #
Dear Ted Turner, Cartoon Network should spin off a second channel called NOT Cartoon Network for all these shitty live action kids shows. #
totally pissed that I’m missing #davecon10 – @billlehecka & @micahwhite – please tell everybody in attendance that I said, “suck it.” #
Megan Fox won’t be in Transformers 3!? Where will they find another actress with the acting chops to fill the “generic hot girl” role? #
Every time I pack a school lunch for Callia I think about how funny it’d be to replace her drink box with a can of beer. Criminal, but funny #
@TheNashvillian & @bdonahueweedman – I don’t have any idea what’s going on in Nashville comedy, but @NSup & @NashvilleComedy sure does. #
just imagining Callia’s frustration cracks me up. She’d pick up the can of beer, look at it and scream “DADDY!” and be pissed. ha ha ha. #
I’m probably psychotic for finding joy in that, but just knowing how irritated she’d be with me is hilarious. #
then there’s the school freaking the hell out. that’s a whole other level of awesome. then the police show up and the laughing stops. #
I’m at Your Mom’s House (cheaney glen drive, Old lebanon dirt road, Hermitage). http://4sq.com/dq4Uhk #
Mohammad Draws Mohammad and gives the thumbs-up for “Everybody Draw Mohammad Day” …so… it’s totally ok now: http://ping.fm/Pskec #
OMG errbody, I can’t wait for the LOST finale! I don’t know what show to obsess over next.. maybe Gilmore Girls? NO, that would be stupid. #
RT @cklouis I have a great idea how 2 plug the oil leak in the gulf of mexico.kick sarah palin right in her stupid vagina.Then plug the leak #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-04-24

Chad Riden — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 23:59:00 +0000

I’ll be at Zanies Nashville tonight & Sunday with @danieltosh – I’ll be referring to myself as Chad.0.2-beta #
@alyankovic my daughter asked me to book you to play her 7th birthday party. requests include “The Saga Begins,” “Yoda,” and “Polkamon!” #
RT @danieltosh nashville is like hollywood’s fatter sister that believes in God. day 2 of 3 #
RT @TUAW Look out, Flava Flav: iPad as fashion statement http://bit.ly/aMVDHf // flav should do this and just run the clock app on it #
@alyankovic Callia wants you to know that she has $14.58 in her piggy bank and she will do chores to make more to pay you to play her party. #
just got added to the lineup of the 4/20 Special @zaniesnashville tuesday @ 7:30PM Get tix: http://ping.fm/VS5Ja #
had a fun weekend at @ZaniesNashville with a funny up-and-comer named @DanielTosh – look him up, I think that kid will make it someday. #
Special 4/20 show @ zanies with dan whitehurst and ralphie may. Fire it up, errbody. (@ Zanies Comedy Nightclub) http://4sq.com/7U53nv #
tonight I’ll be at The Rusty Nail (4054 Andrew Jackson Way; Hermitage, TN) discussing my fear of being kidnapped and murdered by squirrels. #
@alyankovic Callia and I want to make a serious offer for you to play her birthday party. 4 songs – just you (and an accordion?).. how much? #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-04-17

Chad Riden — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 23:59:00 +0000

RT @RobHaynes: No one loves me neither do i you get what you give and I give goodbye // nonsense, I love you, Hotsauce.. (in the mouth!) #
I told my 6-year old, “Be happy with what you have.” Callia said, “I am.. but I want more happiness in my life.” #
If you’re within an 11 hour drive of Nashville, GET IN THE CAR! GO GO GO! http://ping.fm/TQq3M #
In the mothership, on my way to Asheville, NC to see George Clinton and the Parliament-Funkadelic All Stars. A toast to The Booty! Do that. #
Maggot brain #
@superpixels I dunno how awesome I am, but I AM full of awesome Dead End BBQ (Knoxville TN) they are awesome http://www.deadendbbq.com plug! #
This is a strong contender for my next cd cover.. http://twitpic.com/1ftyk1 #
did I miss the window of opportunity to make incredibly stupid “release the kraken” dick jokes? how long can I look forward to hearing more? #
RT @starbucks: Today! Bring in a reusable travel mug and we’ll fill it with brewed coffee for free. // dammit, @reppocs has mine hostage #
Happy Chad Riden’s Birthday to you, too! 35 years and 9 months ago my parents totally did it. #
RT @spokluda Did you hear? @SarahKSilverman is on @Nightline Friday night with @BillWeirABC http://bit.ly/bSzoOu pass it on…#SaveSarahNow #
RT @micahwhite @ChadRiden Happy birthday. Congrats to the mailman, as well. Oh, you didn’t — oh, this is awkward // we had a mailLADY..Mom? #
I might set up a bot that auto-updates my status at least once every day with “frustrated by these morons.” #
RT @reppocs: @ChadRiden I’m holding the mug hostage until you write a new joke. // BOO! I did 5 new jokes at your show monday, jackass! #
RT @reppocs: @ChadRiden What have you done for me lately? // UH, I said “nice” things about you for about 35 seconds on @mostlycomedy #
RT @bdonahueweedman: @ChadRiden HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHAD! // Thanks for helping make it happier! #
RT @MoAlexander Jam bands suck. That is all. // does p-funk count as a jam band!? Named my kid aquaboogie and everythang. #

Callia’s Taekwondo Break-a-thon for St. Jude

Chad Riden — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:55:39 +0000

Cledus' Kick-Fightin' School

We tried to enroll Callia into the same secret ninja school Batman went thru, but it wasn’t until after we’d carried a weird flower up a snowy mountain that we discovered that the place had burnt down? Dejected, we looked into ninja schools closer to Nashville. There wasn’t a great selection to choose from. We visited Cledus’ Kick-Fightin’ School, but were unimpressed. For one thing, they had no affiliation with any higher organization.. but most frightening was they didn’t seem to have any rules other than, “don’t be a sissy!” We decided to keep looking.

Eventually we found Spirit Marital Arts in Hermitage. They’re good people and seem to have their stuff together. This weekend, they’re doing a board break-a-thon to raise money for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. It’s a good cause and the kids will have fun smashing stuff, so there really isn’t a downside to it.

If you want to donate a few dollars, it’s totally tax deductible.. here’s a way to do it via PayPal:

MY LITTLE GIRL BREAKS WOODEN BOARDS WITH HER HANDS!

UPDATE:

Thanks to everybody who has donated! Here’s what went down (kinda):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1V3mZKf7Ts

Callia Lee Riden for President in 2040

Chad Riden — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 00:34:25 +0000

Callia Lee Riden would like to announce her intention to run for President of The United States Of America in 2040. This is all we have for her platform so far, but we’ll keep you updated.

A brainstorming flow-chart from school: "If I were a president.. I would gife free pupys.. I would make big bildings.. I would shutdown ware.. I would make free ice crem." Me, too.

Nashville’s Blizzard Of 2010 or “Attack Of The Fluffy White Death Crystals”

Chad Riden — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:41:33 +0000

Here’s a thing we made during the snow a couple weeks ago starring Lacy, Guido, Ace, Laura, Callia and myself.. and introducing “Bertha The Snow Girl.”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7uLwdPS5KA

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-02

Chad Riden — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 15:59:00 +0000

New Years Resolution: work much harder at growing my beard to be the awesomest MFing beard you’ve ever seen in your whole damn life #
Callia talking smack to the Pokemon Battle Revolution Wii game: “Is that a lamb? You better call Little Bo Peep.” #
#CHADRIDEN1K started on Oct. 8 with 388 followers. I’m now at 420. OMG, we’re not going to reach 1,000 by New Years Eve, are we?!? O-M-G #
finally uploaded a video to Funny or Die: “Jackass picks up roadkill deer off the interstate” http://tinyurl.com/FOD-roadkill #
RT @ScottAukerman:Any time I see an attractive woman on TV or in the movies, I think, “Oh, she’s pretty-what job is she pretending to have?” #
RT @GregFitzShow: I have a really good podcast, but too few followers. Please send a message to friends so I can break 6k by 2010. Thanks! #
Happy New Year to everybody who is still my friend after putting up with all of the crap I said and did (or didn’t say and do) in 2009. #
Crappy New Year to: overbearing neighborhood associations. You’re all creepy as shit. I hope your houses burn then flood. #
Crappy New Year to: any cop that hands out tickets for a living. I hope your family is victimized while you’re clocking speeders. #
Crappy New Year to: partisan zealots. Our 2-party system is the problem. Disband all political parties and force people to think. #
Crappy New Year to: insurance companies. Suck it. What a scam you’re running.. I hope our entire fake economy crashes. #
Crappy New Year to: the ass-clowns ruining WRVU-FM. Vanderbilt has some really cool people.. but there are also Total Dicks. #
Crappy New Year to: people offended by the word “retarded” – mentally handicapped people aren’t.. and YOU are silly. #
Happy New Year to everybody who is still my friend after putting up with all of the crap I said in the last thirty seconds. #
Crappy New Year to: career politicians. You should all make minimum wage, live in public housing & rely upon welfare. #
Crappy New Year to: Wall Street. Anything that can fluctuate in “value” by major percentages a minute HAS to be worthless. #
Crappy New Year to: anything “too big to fail” – those are exactly the things that should fail. You’re all wrong and retarded. #
Crappy New Year to: anyone who gave up on the dream. The difference between success and failure is your choices. #
My 6-year-old daughter just asked me to play Spin The Bottle with her. I have failed as a parent. #
OH. Her version of Spin The Bottle is you do an impression of whoever the bottle points to. Her impression of me is funny, not flattering. #
When Callia says “I’m starving to DEATH!” she means, “I could eat about four chicken nuggets.” #
Crappy New Year to: jackasses who drive past my house doing twice the speed limit, revving their minivan engines to their pathetic limits. #
Crappy New Year to: dipshits dropping bass beats (as if it’s still 1992) while creeping past my house at 2 mph at 3 a.m. — die in a fire. #
“Jackass picks up roadkill deer off the interstate” – just wrote up ‘the rest of the story’ on http://ping.fm/sfVuD #
Probably more lifelike than he is in person. // RT @michaelianblack The CGI Carson Daly looks amazing!!! in reply to michaelianblack #
Finally defeated New SMB Wii. I think this means I’ll be a drunken nerd “achiever” who over-eats but doesn’t sleep in 2010. Awesome? #
@ sams, boozin it up with my lovely wifera. Come on out errbody, drinks are on you! #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-26

Chad Riden — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 15:59:00 +0000

Watching David Letterman try to knock his Christmas tree down with a motorized cupcake http://bit.ly/8ta0ur @Late_Show #
You missed it! Next one is 1/22 // RT @daynise @ChadRiden See you at the “I HAVE NO FRIENDS COMEDY SHOW” http://tinyurl.com/nofriends-1-2010 #
I almost said to my 6-year-old: “Come on, you’re acting like a little kid!” *almost*. #
Last night, Callia said, “Daddy, it’s HARD taking care of a child.” “How do you know?” “*I’m* a child. I can tell.” #
Finished off the keg of Longshot ’96 Hazelnut Brown Ale. Impatiently waiting on my Old Rasputin Imperial Stout clone to finish fermenting. #
Merry Christmas! Happy Jew-time! Kooky Kwanzaa! Funky Festivus! ..or whatever the hell it is you celebrate, enjoy it. #
setting up the Santa snare. I think this is the year we finally snag that sum-bitch. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-12

Chad Riden — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:59:00 +0000

Washing and drying a few loads of snuggies, slankets and bariatric slipper socks. #
RT @toddbarry: My favorite part of getting the Sunday NY times: throwing out the Sports section. #
“Osama Bin Laden has never touched a dime of his Al Qaeda money, living entirely off of his stand-up income.” Late Show fun fact 10/9/2009 #
RT @Anundson: Chad Riden and Jesse Perry live in studio on Tues Dec 8th 8-9am WRVU 91.1. The final Get Up Stand Up! streaming @ wrvu.org #
#CHADRIDEN1K started on Oct. 8 with 388 followers. I’m now at 414. I’m starting to think we’re not on track to hit 1,000 by NYE, everybody. #
Remember my pledge to donate ONE THOUSAND pennies to charity if I get 1,000 followers by the end of 2009!? C’mon, Twitter.. where’s your <3? #
IT’S FOR CHARITY, people. Surely we can find 586 twitter users who like random, passive-agressive jackassery? Tell a friend: #CHADRIDEN1K #
Uh, oh. I’m getting all retrospective-y on 2009.. I only kinda remember what I did this year, so I’ll mark it down as a success. #
In 2010, I’ll continue my quest for more & better quality of everything, but will settle for whatever and be satisfied with none of it. #
Callia and I tastefully decorated the house last night. My lovely wifera just said, “it looks like Christmas threw up in here.” #
Woke up thinking WWJD?, so we’re sitting around the fireplace drinking whiskey & singing ironically anti-semitic lyrics to Christmas tunes. #
Endorsement – Dr. Bamford’s NO SOAP™ http://ping.fm/ESu0h #
RT @Anundson was just informed I am not welcome back on WRVU, seven hours after I announced I wouldn’t be back. another bridge burned #wrvu #
Jim Hayes, Assistant Director of Student Media/Broadcasting at Vanderbilt University, is a giant dildo. (it’s not libel if it’s true!) #wrvu #
Once again, telling Callia that old story about the time I got into a gunfight with Santa Claus. (Don’t hate on me, he started it.) #
actually it was TG2:EB2: Electric Boogaloo’er! // RT @themightychuck @GeoffBreedwell Chad just celebrated Thanksgiving 2 Electric Boogaloo #
Dear Internet, could I please have more shitty Tiger Woods jokes? I can’t get enough of ‘em! I just know they’ll stand the test of time.. #
ha! David Letterman’s first message on twitter: RT @Late_Show Do you smell veal and peppers? // yes, Dave. Yes, I do. #
judging from the evidence I’ve gathered in and around my bathroom, last night I brushed my teeth with A+D diaper rash cream. #
the anchor on CNN just said, “electriZZZity.” could someone around Atlanta please punch her in the face for me? ty #
Callia brought home her first Kwanzaa related school work today. mat? fruit? candles? ears of corn? unity cup? gifts? we’re converting. #
Project: Scientology Sucks (a video prank contest) – cash prizes! I want to do this: http://ping.fm/qHrJz #
I just try to steal their hearts. // RT @Grimeys: it makes me cry when you steal from us @Grimeys… just so you know (via @NashvilleCream) #
I feel sorry for the people who hate the USA but love Lee Greenwood. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-21

Chad Riden — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:59:00 +0000

Drinking coffee, listening to the jack Kerouac collection, driving home after two weeks on the road.. Wishing harm to minivan drivers. #
Ha! RT @sbellelauren getting a facebook account named “jesus christ” to tell people to stop posting about god & just diddle themselves more. #
Like Sarah Palin, I’m reloading. Except I’m “reloading” with homebrew beer and hate. #
This is the second day in a row Callia has come home from school early because she’s “sick.” My frustration levels are off the MFing charts. #
@bdonahueweedman she has a bad cough, reportedly from allergies, but isn’t SICK-sick.. but we think she’s figured out how to get sent home. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-17

Chad Riden — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:59:00 +0000

Doing 20-ish minutes 7:30 tonight @ Zanies “best of Nashville” show. Might do the Crazy Monkey Dance. #
RT @bdonahueweedman @ChadRiden I know I can’t shut up about it, but u could be the comedy version of Anvil. in reply to bdonahueweedman #
RT @nsup tonight! Billy Wayne Davis & the comedy robots!? 7:30pm @ZaniesNashville – video & info here: http://bit.ly/gDixA #
RT @zaniesnashville 4 FREE tix to Billy Wayne Davis & The Comic Bots 10/14-call 615-269-0221 & say facebook for yours! http://bit.ly/1A0QKL #
RT @nsup Billy Wayne Davis, @ChadRiden, Mark @Anundson – NO ROBOTS! 7:30pm @ZaniesNashville – FREE tickets: 615-269-0221 & say Facebook #
Fun times at @ZaniesNashville 2nite, as always. Thanks to B-dub, @Anundson, @JoelWilson17 for video support & all the Rastas who showed up! #
I just threw a handful of Liberty hops into a boiling kettle of E.J. Phair’s Rye Beer. LIBERTY! Suck on that, Osama! #
395 Twitter followers! That #CHADRIDEN1K train can.. not.. be.. stopped. BUT it can be delayed. Sorry for the wait, everybody. #
RIP Captain Lou Albano! I now put a rubber band in my beard in your honor, sir. http://adjix.com/mcse #
Seen in a bathroom last night: “For a good time, call SouthStreet comedy club in Jackson, TN this weekend.” http://ping.fm/aMDah #
Anytime you plan on staring at the sun for a while, it’s just smart to take a few precautions: http://adjix.com/vskj #
in the yard, trying to convince Callia to just get in the damn balloon. #

Before you stare into the sun..

Chad Riden — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:52:45 +0000

Anytime you plan on staring at the sun for a while, it’s just smart to take a few precautions.

always wear protection