Nov 28 2009
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-28

twitter | November 28, 2009 at 9:59 am
  • just added the Facebook “dislike this” Firefox plugin. Thank you, internet! http://tinyurl.com/ylayt4z #
  • just listened to the new @DougStanhope cd “From Across The Street” – I saw him live 4 times this year & a lot of this was still new to me. #
  • Tried to create the perfect breakfast beverage by blending champagne and coffee. It was FAR from perfect. Double fist it instead, kids. #
  • It is fantastic, everybody. Get it! // RT @DougStanhope MY NEW CD IS FINALLY OUT! HUZZAH! Quick, go to http://www.dougstanhope.com! Tell the World! #
  • Damn! // RT @bdonahueweedman @ChadRiden I was in rehab w/ a guy who ate coffee grounds out of the CAN with a spoon. Happy Turkey Day Chad. #
  • Having a happy national gluttony day, watching cartoon network, reading my parents copy of Sarah Palin: “Going Rogue”. It is hilarious. #
  • Just NE of Cincinnati on I-71e there is a huge barn with a rebel flag spanning the roof. Ohio? You can’t talk about the South being rednecky #
  • Tonights post-show cliche: the drunkest guy there (who heckled to “help”) ..had pointers! But bought merch, so I can’t TOTALLY hate him. #
Nov 21 2009
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-21

twitter | November 21, 2009 at 9:59 am
  • Drinking coffee, listening to the jack Kerouac collection, driving home after two weeks on the road.. Wishing harm to minivan drivers. #
  • Ha! RT @sbellelauren getting a facebook account named “jesus christ” to tell people to stop posting about god & just diddle themselves more. #
  • Like Sarah Palin, I’m reloading. Except I’m “reloading” with homebrew beer and hate. #
  • This is the second day in a row Callia has come home from school early because she’s “sick.” My frustration levels are off the MFing charts. #
  • @bdonahueweedman she has a bad cough, reportedly from allergies, but isn’t SICK-sick.. but we think she’s figured out how to get sent home. #
Sep 19 2009
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-19

twitter | September 19, 2009 at 12:59 pm
  • @ chuck e cheese. Tim Wilson's song is funnier when you're NOT here. #
  • New website! Stuff coming soon! Or not! Who knows. http://ping.fm/CXEup #
  • Doug Stanhope indirectly kept me out of jail and Bonnaroo traffic http://ping.fm/ms0×7 #
  • at least I'll be easier to avoid.. RT @wrongforum @ChadRiden Liking the new design. It'll be great to have all your info in one place again! #
  • Thanks and stuff! How's my sweet home, Chicago? RT @BenBergman @ChadRiden Enjoyed blog from your website. #
  • My life is like a weird combination of "Everybody Loves Raymond" and "The Dukes Of Hazzard" starring Robert Englund's goofy clone. #
  • Jay Leno IS dvr-proof! He isn't on my TiVo and won't be any time soon. #
  • RT @thecomicscomic Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Except when it's plagiarism. Or joke theft. if you RT this I'd be flattered. #
  • coffee in hand, fresh keg of beer in the kegerator, Police Academy 2 on Comedy Central. life could not possibly be better. #