• Drinking coffee, listening to the jack Kerouac collection, driving home after two weeks on the road.. Wishing harm to minivan drivers. #
  • Ha! RT @sbellelauren getting a facebook account named “jesus christ” to tell people to stop posting about god & just diddle themselves more. #
  • Like Sarah Palin, I’m reloading. Except I’m “reloading” with homebrew beer and hate. #
  • This is the second day in a row Callia has come home from school early because she’s “sick.” My frustration levels are off the MFing charts. #
  • @bdonahueweedman she has a bad cough, reportedly from allergies, but isn’t SICK-sick.. but we think she’s figured out how to get sent home. #