• Is is the second supermarket I've been in today where I can't find the latest issue of MAD magazine. WTF is going on with this planet?! #
  • introduce her to Weird Al's version. MUCH better. // RT @superpixels How can I stop my nearly-8 gal from singing Eye of the Tiger? Really. #
  • The goodwill for Haiti is nice and all, but where was all this concern for them a month ago? Things have sucked (bad) there for a long time. #
  • Watching the Caprica pilot, popping a virtual boner. #
  • @ Zanies' open mic tonight with various funny peoples.. then th-sun w/ Tom Green. Should be pretty fun. http://ping.fm/r1yR8 #
  • Today's the big day Apple gives us all a huge iBoner! can't wait. #
  • the Apple iPad looks sweet, but I'll stick to my trusty Newton Message Pad 2100 thank you very much. #
  • Apple iPad!? NO THANK YOU. Why buy that when the Microsoft Surface is just $5000 and *almost* as portable as a refrigerator? #
  • Hahaha // BREAKING: Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger http://onion.com/aMxPaR (via @TheOnion) #
  • TOM GREEN F**K the Weather BOGO Tix Special for 1st 50 -615.269.0221@ Fri Jan 29 @7:30 or 9:45 http://bit.ly/cEppcj (via @zaniesnashville) #
  • @ Zanies w/ Tom Green thru Sunday. Screw the snow! Come on out, roads are ok. #