• I started a snowball fight with Tom Green the end of the first show tonight. Get down here! #
  • I think the best way to enjoy the Grammies is to avoid them altogether. #
  • I say: rip jibberty doo! // RT @patdixon: It's either get busy living, or flip getty dingflam. #
  • At The End, awaiting glorious hilarity from Neil hamburger and chris crofton. Come on out nashville. @nsup #
  • @noonthirtythree Thanks! I have a couple upcoming Nashville shows: wed 2/3 8pm Hard Rock Cafe and fri 2/19 9pm Music City Bar & Grill in reply to noonthirtythree #
  • Watching hockey I always channel don rickles #
  • Hard Rock Cafe Nashville TONIGHT, 8pm w/ @stevehofstetter. tickets: $17 at door, or $5 tix at http://picksteve.com w/ promo: CHADFIVE #
  • Happy Black History Month! or as they call it in Alabama.. February. #
  • I'm on webovision! The Channel at TomGreen.com http://ping.fm/kQBke – maybe next time I'll be *funny* on the webovision.. #
  • Another awesome thing I have been on in a completely incidental fashion is "The Sound Of Young America": http://tinyurl.com/yb2gtqk #
  • After Obama's superbowl party politicians will work together, putting the best interest of this country in front of partisan power moves. #
  • PLUS, our dicks will all double in size and each household will receive blessings from The Lord. #
  • This "Tea Party Convention" is going on RIGHT NOW here in Nashville.. not a lot of media are allowed in.. so they can all use the N-word? #