Tiger Woods has been accused of cheating on his wife with three women, which, as usual, is far ahead of anybody else on the tour.
Given Tiger’s advanced physical fitness, whenever he bangs a waitress, he gives them a four stroke handicap.
The number one top post-coital proclamation used by Tiger Woods is, “Told you I’d make that Vijay Singh…”
After devastating news that Tiger Woods engaged in infidelity, his wife released the following statement, “Herdy verdy gerdy herdy verdy.”
Something about how his black half cheats and his asian half can’t drive.
How many Tiger Woods does it take to screw in a light bulb? It depends on which Denny’s it works at.